7. When my boy hears a bad word or witnesses something mortifying.
6. When my son repeats said word or mortifying action in public
5. When my child has a total breakdown temper tantrum in public
4. When my child is disrespectful in public or at home
3. When I am cleaning/working in another room and I see my youngest's latest artwork on the walls in pen
2. When my child falls and hurts himself
1. Throw up enough said